The Everyman Repertory Theatre presents this 75-minute, breakneck-paced, rip-roaring-comedy starring John Burstein and David Troup at the Camden Hills Regional High School Black Box Theater, 25 Keelson Dr., Rockport. Tickets: $20 adults, $10 students; everymanrep.org, 236-0173, or at The Grasshopper Shop in Rockland, Zoot Coffee in Camden or Left Bank Books in Belfast.