Keeping up with the Joneses

By Robert Karl Skoglund | Dec 21, 2012

Everyone knows that the whole thing started years ago when Dick Jones, overcome by the spirit of Christmas, tied a festoon of holly around the neck of a plastic pink flamingo that ornamented his front lawn.

Dick’s wife, Alice, and several of his ...

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