Keeping up with the Joneses
Everyone knows that the whole thing started years ago when Dick Jones, overcome by the spirit of Christmas, tied a festoon of holly around the neck of a plastic pink flamingo that ornamented his front lawn.
Dick’s wife, Alice, and several of his ...
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