I'm Gonna Kill Him
Erin writes the popular humor blog I'm Gonna Kill Him. Follow her misadventures on imgonnakillhim.com and on Twitter @gonnakillhim.
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Where there's a will, there's two smarter people than us
By Erin Domareki - Mar 08I spend considerable time fretting over dying in a plane crash. The only other irrational concern I direct as much worried energy to is being ...
When guests come to stay
By Erin Domareki - Feb 23When guests come to stay, I like to leave unexpected tokens of consideration around the house for their enjoyment, things like books, favorite ...
I would live in my parent’s basement. If they did.
By Erin Domareki - Feb 02I slept in my parent’s bed until I left for college. I didn’t sleep there every night, and it’s not as though I wandered wearing extra-large ...
Down in the dump
By Erin Domareki - Jan 05In college, I played basketball with a famous movie actor and met a woman who carried her garbage on her back. Both in the same day. The actor was ...
Because dogs don't live in jars
By Erin Domareki - Dec 15The holidays are just around the corner, but I’m not agonizing over gift ideas because my kids are still young enough that I could put a dead moth ...
Driving with Hannibal Lecter would be easier
By Erin Domareki - Dec 03The holidays are upon us, which means many of us will be packing our family members into a car to drive far too many miles. If your family ...
Splish splash, he was taking a bath
By Erin Domareki - Mar 01I'm not convinced I was ever given a bath as a baby. Most baby books are filled with photos of infants with their legs splayed, happily urinating ...
The anything but royal couple
By Erin Domareki - Feb 09London dislikes me. I do mean London, the city in England, not some toddler with a New Age name. Perhaps I’m being paranoid, but I suspect London ...
Three dirty little words
By Erin Domareki - Jan 26The snow will soon blow into town with a vengeance. With it comes many unwelcome three-word combinations, like shovel the walk, scrape the ...
I've reclaimed a coat from coat check before
By Erin Domareki - Dec 22To know me at all is to know that I despise my kitchen floor. The loathing I feel for that floor has given me much perspective into the great ...
Are you there Richard Simmons?
By Erin Domareki - Dec 08I walked in on my husband changing the baby’s diaper on my yoga mat. As my eyes adjusted to the sight of my sage-colored rubber mat supporting our ...
