Illustrating the general witlessness

By David Grima | Mar 15, 2013

Sue sent me a note saying it would be easier to draw up a list of all the streets in Rockland that don’t have potholes, rather than trying to describe where the potholes actually are. It’s probably true.

Things have become so bad that you can (once again) see the old cobblestones that used to pave Main Street peeking through the cheap broken surface.

And as was so easily predicted last year, some of the fancy-pants granite slices they put across Main Street to create trendy pedestrian crosswalks have begun to find a level that is quite independent of the rest of the road surface. Quite ridiculous.

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Who would have thought the foolishness involved in arguing about licensing tables and chairs at the corner of Park and Main would return to the public agenda yet again? All of us, I suppose.

Now some brilliant individual thinks we should allow all business to bid on having tables and chairs at this place. Only a mind ravaged by some kind of defunct Byzantine practice could seriously propose this for even a moment. Oh, let’s allow the Mexican restaurant at the bottom of Main Street to bid on being allowed to serve lunch outdoors at the top of the street.

Not that the Mexican eatery has asked to do this, of course, but I am just illustrating the general witlessness involved in asking businesses that are not adjacent to the square in question to try and get permission to serve food there.

I realize I often exaggerate when trying to make a point, and I end up using strong words and odd ideas. I am not a trained intellectual who argues with arguments made of fine silk woven seamlessly into a shimmering piece of desirable reason. I am only a leftover newspaperman who argues with bits of old rope and straw that I have had to use many times, and so I need to use a lot of that stuff if anything I am trying to say is ever going to hang together for a minute.

But I think you get my drift, rough as it is.

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Speaking of food, I believe the photo on the op-ed page last week showing a cargo aircraft and a truck was in fact a picture of lobsters being shipped from Owls Head by air for about the first time. There are several photos in the newspaper’s archives (or there were when I was on the payroll) showing this. Local lobsters started flying just after the war. Before that they had to walk or drive, just like the rest of us.

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Sitting up here in the west grain tower last week, staring down grimly at the South End after dark, I could hear a clicking and rolling sound floating up on the wind from over toward the gas station.

Sure enough it was the Skateboard Kid who lives in the neighborhood. He is often out there practicing, though not so much in the winter. The weather must have been just not quite awful enough to stop him getting out of doors to start working out again.

I take that as a good sign, that the weather is getting to be not quite so awful as it has been lately.

Skateboard Kid has a habit of tapping the tip of his board twice on the pavement before he throws it down and jumps aboard. This was the clicking sound I could hear. I don’t know if this is for luck, or if it makes sure there is no dirt on the board. Maybe both. It’s kind of hard to ask questions when you live up so high off the street.

You end up seeing more, but perhaps knowing less, in the long run.

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Until last Sunday night I had never watched an opera. I am fond of many songs from various operas, but I had never sat down and watched something end to end.

An invitation to a dwelling on State Street (in the other half of the South End, which consists of at least three halves and four or five distinct places) arrived here in the east tower above Mechanic Street on Saturday at dusk, in an envelope taped to the wing of an exhausted sparrow that had fought against the cold to reach me only to expire with a frozen gasp as I read the message.

I was asked over to watch a Spanish film from 1986 called “El Amor Brujo," or “Love the Magician," more or less an opera based on a ballet with music by Manuel de Falla. (Now, there are people around here called Faller, but I don’t think they’re much related.)

So I went and saw it Sunday night, after the regular dark had darkened everything in reliable gothic gloom. It might not have been an opera, I suppose. It might have been a ballet. It might have been a dance or even an illusion. How could I tell, poor soul, who had never seen such a thing before?

Then it was back through the dark streets and over the road to the towers, up the west side of the north tower by rope and vine, and then to bed.

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I remembered to “put my clocks forward” early this Sunday morning. Did you?

In my case I had to wake up at 2 a.m. and repaint all the little sundial arrows around the edge of the Great Tower, moving them on a whole hour. It was arduous and even possibly absurd work, but it kept my mind off the cold.

Now let’s see how long it takes for the keeper of the South End Clock on Water and Main to remember to do the same thing. In past years it has typically taken weeks for them to remember to add or subtract the necessary hour.

David Grima is a former editor with Courier Publications. He can be reached at davidgrima@ymail.com, or by using tired sparrows.

Comments (3)
Posted by: William Pease | Mar 19, 2013 00:24

Hey, David, I just remembered that I used to work for the Courier-Gazette, too--I had a paper route in the North end probably around 1944-46. I can still remember the smell of the wonderful big, black-ink presses down in the Main Street basement. That smell must have put a spell on me because in my early manhood I acquired an immaculate 1852 (or 1872, I can't remember which) Albion hand press with something like an 18x25 inch platen & did some private printing of my own. Not much, but some. On handmade paper, etc. The whole bit.

Boy, I wish I still had that great press. I sold it about 1970 to the publishers that were then known as Gale Research Company in Chicago. They wanted it as an ornament for the lobby of their new building there. They had the printing expert at the Smithsonian come up to my home here in Lancaster, Pennsylvania, to verify its condition and she said it was one of the best she had ever seen. I sold it for about twice what I originally paid for it.  I'll bet it's worth a heck of a lot more now.

Enough. I'm tending to get over-wordy as I'm being enveloped by this creeping Alzheimer's disease. Sorry for that.



Posted by: William Pease | Mar 18, 2013 12:37

Yes, indeed, it was, but I also would like to know how you liked or didn't like  the opera you watched with friends in the story above, El Amor Brujo.

Because of you (sorry, I can't seem to get out of this pasted typeface) I'm adding it to my Netflix queue & am looking forward to seeing it.

If you're new to operas and you didn't care for this one, I'd recommend you try Bizet's Carmen or Puccini's Madame Butterfly or Mozart's Don Giovanni.  The last one I first saw back in Karlsruhe, Germany, in 1954 when I was in the U.S. Army. It was the first opera I had ever seen, too, & I got into the very back row of the balcony of the Karlsruhe opera house for the German equivalent of 25 cents at the time.

It was so enthralling & thrilling an experience that the very next night I dragged four other G.I. buddies back to it with me in the very same seats. And I did the very same thing with  four other G.I. buddies the following, 3rd night!

Get swept up emotionally by a great opera superbly presented, especially live, and you'll never regret it.

Good luck, & keep writing your superb column.



Posted by: Lawrence Butler | Mar 18, 2013 07:14

More, more, more! The sundial bit was priceless, thanks.

 



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